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Tom Johnston - Player/Manager
Defender
Veteran & founder member of Botcherby FC. Despite only having one dagger! He still shows flashes of the old magic. 'Tomax' is the only man who can be sexually aroused by the sight of a garden shed!. |
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Scott Skinner
Midfield
Signed for Botcherby in 1996, combines tough tackling with a good passing range, takes a good free kick, but is impossible to understand after he's had a few!. |
Paul Lewis
Goalkeeper
A.K.A. 'The Lip' Excellent shot stopper, commands the box with great authority, But there is a rumour he is in league with the devil, as he is not to happy with crosses!.
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Dave Carrigan
Midfield
'Mini' as he is known to his friends has quite possibly the hairiest arms known to man! He's not a bad football player either!. |
Richard Fidler
Defence/Midfield
This versatile player is a product of The Botcherby Youth Academy, Known as the 'Machine' because of his psyhical fitness - But what a set of lugs though eh!. |
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Adam Pratt - Vice Captain
Defender
Good in the air, strong & pacy he is known as 'The Silverback' as you could knit a cricket sweater from the hair on his back!.
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Steve Bell
Striker
Quick, Strong & Aggressive. Top scorer for the last two seasons. 'Bello' could start a fight in an empty room!. |
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Ian Ingledow
Ex-player & Cheif Medic
A ex-Botch goalie, Owes his nickname 'Fingers' due to lack of them! The slowest man in the world with a sponge!. |
Dave Mc Dermott
Defender
'Paddy' is currently A.W.O.L, Nobody has seen him since this picture was taken!. |
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Des Walker
Defender
Seasoned campaigner, Des is a no-nonsense player, Good & Reliable. But nobody knows just how old Des is!. |
Paul Johnston
Midfield
'Colo' is Tom's brother and has been with 'Botch' since the begining, This man has the ability to make you laugh with just about anything he says!. He's a terrier in central midfield & a scorer of many a spectacular goal!. Shame about the tash though!. |
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Stu Windsor - Captain
Defender
'Moloko' despite having legs like a banty chicken, tackles like a steamtrain, has lightining pace, big mouth & is a animal on the dancefloor!. |
Willy Williamson
Striker
Pacy & with fast feet, 'Bill' is a vital member to the squad. Always giving 100%, He's only downfall? He's a Rangers fan!. |
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